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Jurassic Park spoof.....

Part one

On Isla Sorna, Duo and Punkr take a hunting safari trip wearing special forces gear to catch a big one. They make they're way on the beach with 10 guage shotguns, tasers, and tranq guns.

"We're here. So, how do we make our way in the jungle?" Duo asks seeing the thick entrance. "Easy, we take these honda Valkyries w/ jungle track tires." And the two ride off into the jungle.

Meanwhile marrin and Ravenchan discuss whether buying a hummer or 20mm rifles. "No, I think we should buy the guns so we can hunt w/ Duo and Punkr!" Marrin spoke up. "And I say we should buy the hummer so that we can make it through the jungle!" Both in the end agreed to buy both things. With Duo's credit account provided by Ravenchan.

Duo aims and fires up a flare in the night to disturb the gallimimus. Instead a whole bunch of vampires jumped out from the jungle and start running like wahoo. Duo and Punkr start shooting tranq darts. After that, they took a talley. "I got 2, and you got zippo." Punkr said to Duo. "No, we both got one. I got the girl. hahahaha" Punkr was angered by this and shot Duo in the butt with a dart. Then Duo shot the taser gun at Punkr. Shocking him. Both went unconcious.
Duo woke up to see a fanged face of a woman staring down on him. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Punkr woke up w/ a tranq gun on him. Both the vampires got them hostaged. "I'll give whatever you want.....just don't bite me." Duo said to the redheaded vampire. She nearly bit him, but a T-rex roared in the distance. She picked him up with one hand and pulled him while running. Punkr and the other vampire ran as well. Deep into the jungle they went. "What about.....my bike....." Duo managed to say. No one listened. Then they were thrown into the trees. The vampires jumped up with ease. "Okay, what are you mortals doing here. And give a good reason because I haven't had a good human martini in a long time." The female vampire spoke. "Okay, we came here to hunt dinosaurs. Does that sound like a good reason?" Punkr said. "Shut up, I'm talking to the good looking one who shot me. Duo turned to Punkr. "Told ya!" Duo stood up to answer this attractive vampire. The other vampire seemed to be nervous holding a gun. She saw this. "Foodmart, keep that thing still. I don't even know why you brought that." Duo checked the time while she scolded the other vampire. "12:00 p.m. Aren't you guys supposed to burn up like matches at this time." The lady vampire pushed him up against the tree. "We're deep enough in the jungle to not burn up." Then she forcefully kissed him. While they did that. Foodmart looked in amazement. Punkr reacted and tried to get the gun. Instead they feel down from the tree. Into a pack of raptors. Punkr got the gun and shot wildley at the raptors. Foodmart gone matrix on the raptors. Slow motion air kicks, punches, and dodged incoming eggs that were being thrown. Duo and the vampire were still kissing and stopped. "May I ask for a name?" She shoved him into the tree some more. "My name is marrin. Remember that when I bite later."

Jurassic Park Spoof 2: The Shroom

After dispatching the raptors, the group head for the underground caves where the vampires have been hiding. Duo and Punkr make plans to escape before they become dinner.

"Duo, do you still have those sleeve shooters?" Punkr whispered over to Duo. He nodded and quickly shot his last two darts in the backs of the captors. They dropped like stones. "Run like h*** Punkr! Those only last 30 minutes!" They ran deep into the jungle, into a mushroom field. "Cool! We stumbled in a shroom field!" Punkr said enthusiastically. Two other people were there with pack Corythosaurus's. They were Cheech & Chong. Duo wondered what were they doing here. "Hey man, why are you guys here?" Cheech looked up as he was eating some shrooms. "Well, we heard about this field and came for profit. Only these things don't make you high. They turn you into superman." Punkr and Duo looked at each other. "Sweet." They both said. Duo said thanks to the two dudes. They started munching down on the shrooms. As soon as they Duo and Punkr got done, Cheech and Chong were gone. "Hey man, let's take some with us. We could make a fortune off this stuff." Punkr said as he stuffed some in a bag. Duo followed with this task. Then a whole bunch of Agents came into the scene. 2 charged for Duo and 3 went for Punkr. Punkr was fighting dirty w/ them and Duo was drunken boxing. After both groups regrouped, Duo and Punkr did a little tag team wrestling. Soon after the agents ran away. "Hey, these shrooms do come in handy." They said in unison. They left w/ full bags to look for the bikes.

Meanwhile, Marrin and Ravenchan look for their boyfriends in a brand new hummer on a dirt road. Raven was looking at map while Marrin was driving. Suddenly a T-rex comes out from the jungle in pursuit. It had an eye right beside Raven. "Go away you big lizard!" She yelled as she poked it in the eye. T-rex made whimpering dog sounds and left them alone. "Well, where are we going Raven?" Marrin asked in frustration. Raven looked at the map again. "If we continue down this road, we should be able to go the worker village." So they went there.

Duo and Punkr got split up due to a spinosaurus chasing them back into the jungle. Duo was still being closely followed by something else. Punkr tripped on a wire and was netted by amazons. He was taken to their village and had become dinner for their gods. "Somebody get me out of here!" He forgot that he had shrooms on his side. He ate some and escaped from the beast god that was a carnotaurus in a pit. Though he didn't know where he was going, Punkr went in and out of huts to try and get out. Punkr finally escaped from the village. Seeing some good sights and also seeing not-so-pretty sights.

Duo was still looking for a way out of a the jungle. Then he was jumped from behind. He stood up to see the two vampires. Ryoko and Foodmart were back. "You shot me again you a-hole. Foodmart, get him." Foodmart quickly launched an attack of paintball guns. Duo dodged the balls like the matrix. Then shot his own volley of paintballs. Which were dodged by Foodmart. Foodmart jumped up and kicked Duo into a tree. Which knocked him out. Ryoko took this opportunity to bite him.

"Duo!!!" Punkr yelled out for his comrade. He walked to the command center. Then a hummer pulled up and Marrin came up to Punkr w/ the rifle pointed at him. "Punkr, I told you not to come here! Why didn't you listen to me!" Punkr scammmered up the steps of the compound. "Hey, put the gun down! Your pissed, who wouldn't be!" "Punkr, you've seen me pissed. I'm friggin angry at you!" She put the gun down and hugged him. "I was worried about you." Raven came up. "Where's Duo?" Punk let go of Marrin to confront Raven. "Raven, last time I saw Duo was when we were being chased by our friend spiny. Hopefully he didn't get eaten." Raven immediately got her gun and headed in the jungle for Duo.

Duo woke up on a cold stone floor laying sideways. He moved his arm a bit and felt a hand around his waist. Wide eyed, he turned around to see who's hand it was. And it was Ryoko's. He backed into a wall and saw a mirror on the floor. He opened his mouth and saw the fangs. "AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I'M A VAMPIRE!!!!!!!!"


By Duo Marquise